The big brown monster

Don't ask what your dog can do for you.. ask what you can do for your dog!
What have you done for your dog today?

I think I need a haircut. Mum and me went out to the park last night. Of course, I did the usual barking at the squirrels and zooming past her and her friend Kelly. Sometimes I zoomed so fast they couldn't even see me (IMHO). The water was rushing very fast in the river, and I wanted to go check it out.. but mum said... NO MAX.. so I didn't. Anyway, ya... so, I got all these pokey things sticking into my fur and poking at my soft tummy.. I didn't like it much. Mum had to bath me to get them all out.. so, I figure, if I get shorter hair (i'm really smart) then I woudn't get so many things stuck into my fur.
You should have seen the big furry monster at the river.. I was gonna go after it. It was all wet and had a wierd shaped tail... I think they call it a 'beaver' it was sooo huge...well..I could take it.. I'm a tuff Mo'fo when I have to be... but I decided it wasn't worth my time.. plus, mum told me not to go into the river. Wish I had a pic. Oh well, we shall meet again ya big, hairy, wet, flat tailed monster... I shall be victorious!